06. We Don't Diet/FAF (Twiztid Lil' Wayne Parody) (Prod. Jared Daniels, Jimmy Konsta & Addiktive)

GIANT...BLUBBERY...ASSES...

We aint overweight by accident we make sure we put gravy on our sandwiches
fat shit
stomach growling like the Poltergeist
my blubber ass falling out bed my ribs I broke 'em twice
now I want french toast
drenched in all maple syrup & consume it all until I choke
porkchops, & maybe a ton of sauce
slam it down the waitress saying "OH MY FUCKING GOD!"
if you don't move by now then you're full
but I eat again in 30 minutes ya better go get the broom
eat again, we don't complain & don't waste we circle around our motor chairs for the same gain
spilling me some bread crumbs
Kirsty Ally it's my 6th to 66th lunch
diving like a pigout trough & not slow
putting on a 2 ton gut in 2 months & that's life fat

(chorus)
big to obese
we don't diet
if it doesn't taste good
you can fry it
blood pressure highest
we don't diet
from the chocolate store
we be buyin'

grubbing up all of the pounds from the big amounts of sugar I luv
can't keep away from the pastrys, what
I just want hot apple pies my tongue gets burned
controlled by my food addiction, I can't learn
better pick it up 'cause I'm munching crunching up the rest
with the dip I just splashed it on the check
gotta get another bear claw, full enjoyed
shitty breath always don't care who I annoy we don't diet
uh-huh, for real, support the value dollar meals
my breakfast lunch & dinner regardless on how you feel
it's cheap shit, it aint about what you bit
it's about me, what ya leave or what you forget
as long as y'all bought chips Cheetos with dip
I'm eating all 'til gone, I need that shit
every type of sauce a wet dream to me
we feed so long that's why we're dismantling

To restrain the malevolent addiction to my fat ass ways
we're not jogging bitch we're not finished
fuck you, dropping piles in my shoes
experiencing hard times have me dropping hella food
obese shit, what I get what I feed
Diabeties, gall bladder, gout, heart disease
filling up a fatter mouth 'cause I always be selecting the rest from the other McDonalds proud
you feelin' fed yo, but I enjoy too much
smell the picnic smoke so you know it's lunch
plus then grab Dunkin's I bust nothing in half
sit back & laugh on how big I get
Put the food back? You can do that? Better yet,
I'm the pigged out cereal killer Lucky Charms yes
Freekshow! different from the rest
but I love it though then I make a mess

...FAF

I'm breaking scales not tipping 'em & chairs whenever I sit in 'em
I might break the toilet if I dare try to shit in it
I lie to myself & others saying that I'm on a diet
but I'm killing myself with terrible eating & I'm slowly dying
grocery store at late nights 'cause every night is cake night
If I go somewhere oh, you know it's gonna take time!
I don't make the progress I just make excuses
all the fast food places know me as Mr. Abusive

(chorus)
I look at you, I look at guts
all these overweight fatass fuuucks
all these overweights fat as fuck

I don't have cheeks anymore I just have jowls
I'm so full of shit I can't even move my bowels
my pancakes look identical to the 1s in Uncle Buck
anytime I have someone join me for 1 they be screaming "WHAT THE FUCK!!"
What's eating Gilbert Grape, hmm by the looks of it his mom
I take just 2 footsteps, all I CAN take & they think there's a bomb
I'm binging I'm stingy I'm tippin' 550
I don't need a cab for a lift but a crane to come & lift me...

Did you eat the rest of the song??